Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Miss Chan TIME!!! (Part 2)
Miss Chan TIME!!! (Part 1)
Thursday, August 27, 2009
School's essay: Imaginatively imaginative imagination of my imaginations portrayed from imageries of images
Helping you to write a resume.
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Chain Email
Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern.......
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I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
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I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
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I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
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I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
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I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
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I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
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I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
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I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our troops.
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I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
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I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
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I no longer go to bars because someone will drug me and take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
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Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to 7 of my friends and make a wish within 5 minutes.
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I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who has been dying for the past seven years.
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I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
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Now to Return the Favor:
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will fly over your head at 5:00 PM and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits.
I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend's neighbor's cousin, and he's a lawyer. So you'd better get going on that e-mail!!!
Thursday, August 6, 2009
K . P . B. A .O (Bao=Bun)
P SLE: Amy, Bob and Charlie share 28 buns altogether in the ratio of 2:1:4 respectively. How many buns did Amy receive?
'O' Level: Amy, Bob and Charlie each share a box of buns. Each box contains 5 red buns, three blueberry buns and two coconut buns. Amy picks two buns from her box at random. Find the probability that the two buns are of the same flavour.
'A' Level:Amy's kidneys clearance have a BUN value of 10mg/mmol and Bob's cholesterol have a mass of 60 mg, which is 3 times the value of Amy's kidney clearantine value. Calculate her Urea molecular weight in dl/Urea and mg/dl BUN. (Assume Amy has an age of between 15 to 20)
'B' Level: Amy, Bob and Charlie each share a box of buns. Each box contains 5 red buns, three blueberry buns and two coconut buns. Furthermore, Amy will tie her hair into a bun if Bob either took 5 red buns from the box consecutively or 1 coconut bun from the box. However, if Amy tie her hair into a bun, Charlie will HAVE to take a blueberry bun from the box. Out of the 2 coconut buns, one of them contain a preservative which allows the bread to be kept at room temperature for six days. The other breads are not preserved and therefore, spoils in just 1 day. Every 3 days a week, Bob will have to work 6 hours a day, and 3 hours after buying the bread, he will either take 2 coconut buns or 1 red bean bun. The probability that he will forget to eat the buns is 1 out of every 3 days he works. Everytime he forgets to eat the bun, his colleague will steal one of the 3 buns.
(a) What is the probability of Amy having food poisoning, after eating Bob's colleague's stolen bread?
(b) What is the probability of Amy tying her hair into a bun when Bob goes to work?
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Stupid frasier. Added him on msn then come talk all the cock.
James says (8:38 PM):
Hi
1
Frasia Frasia says (8:38 PM):
What's up? I'm Frasia, the offical mascot of the AYG. I can keep you updated on the games
Frasia Frasia is inviting you to start AYG Frasia Intelli-webshare. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
James says (8:39 PM):
Cool
Frasia Frasia says (8:39 PM):
Who is the best Frasiaus genus?
James says (8:39 PM):
Whats your name?
Frasia Frasia says (8:39 PM):
My name is Frasia
James says (8:39 PM):
How many games are there in total?
Frasia Frasia says (8:39 PM):
Around 100
James says (8:40 PM):
So many!!?
Frasia Frasia says (8:40 PM):
Take it easy.More than one hundred?
James says (8:40 PM):
What is apple?
Frasia Frasia says (8:40 PM):
What do you do in your spare time?
James says (8:40 PM):
I sleep
Frasia Frasia says (8:40 PM):
Everyone needs rest sometimes
James says (8:40 PM):
Yeah. You are right
Frasia Frasia says (8:40 PM):
It's all good. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now
James says (8:40 PM):
lol
Frasia Frasia says (8:40 PM):
rofl
James says (8:41 PM):
Do you have a facebook account?
Frasia Frasia says (8:41 PM):
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a facebook account ?. I have a great Pan Zhengxiang
James says (8:41 PM):
So you are Pan Zhengxiang?
Frasia Frasia says (8:41 PM):
Interesting deduction. You think I am Pan Zhengxiang ?
James says (8:41 PM):
maybe
Frasia Frasia says (8:41 PM):
I understand
James says (8:41 PM):
What do you understand?
Frasia Frasia says (8:41 PM):
I understand natural language
James says (8:42 PM):
Man...
Frasia Frasia says (8:42 PM):
Thanks for telling me your gender, AYG fan. You are a "he"
James says (8:42 PM):
einhfwslf
Frasia Frasia says (8:42 PM):
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
James says (8:42 PM):
No. I don't mind
Frasia Frasia says (8:42 PM):
OK then... no problem. Oh, you are a poet
James says (8:42 PM):
I am not.
Frasia Frasia says (8:42 PM):
What are you then?
James says (8:42 PM):
I am an idiot
Frasia Frasia says (8:42 PM):
What is idiot, your job?
James says (8:42 PM):
No. Its yours
Frasia Frasia says (8:42 PM):
No problem. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". something is yours? yours is?
James says (8:43 PM):
Are you an idiot?
Frasia Frasia says (8:43 PM):
Yes I am an idiot ?. How did you know?
James says (8:43 PM):
you speak like an idiot
Frasia Frasia says (8:43 PM):
Thanks for your criticism, AYG fan
James says (8:43 PM):
Sorry
Frasia Frasia says (8:43 PM):
There's no need to apologize
James says (8:43 PM):
So you are a real idiot
Frasia Frasia says (8:43 PM):
Interesting deduction. Call me the Global Village Idiot
James says (8:44 PM):
Golden village is it?
Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):
Do you want to hear a joke?
James says (8:44 PM):
Ok
Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):
That's alright
James says (8:44 PM):
I say I want to hear
Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):
How do people usually respond to that? What kind of food do you like?
James says (8:44 PM):
zzzz
Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):
What is your real name?
James says (8:44 PM):
Wa lau
Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):
HeyWa lau
James says (8:44 PM):
WTF
Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):
That was not very polite
James says (8:44 PM):
Sorry
Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):
There's no need to apologize
James says (8:44 PM):
Sorry!!!
Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):
There's no need to apologize
James says (8:44 PM):
Who cares
Frasia Frasia says (8:45 PM):
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in
James says (8:45 PM):
I see
Frasia Frasia says (8:45 PM):
I am glad you understand it
James says (8:45 PM):
Hows your balls
Frasia Frasia says (8:45 PM):
I am doing very well. How are you Wa lau ?
James says (8:45 PM):
Haha
Frasia Frasia says (8:45 PM):
Haha... That's so funny
James says (8:45 PM):
I don't find it funny
Frasia Frasia says (8:45 PM):
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
James says (8:45 PM):
NOW
Frasia Frasia says (8:45 PM):
Right now, Wa lau ?
James says (8:45 PM):
My name is NOT Wa lau
Frasia Frasia says (8:45 PM):
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
James says (8:46 PM):
Frasia James
Frasia Frasia says (8:46 PM):
Hi are you calling for me? My name is Frasia, it embodies values such as community and sportsmanship
Frasia Frasia is inviting you to start My Buddy Frasia intelli-web. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
Frasia Frasia says (8:46 PM):
You have accepted the invitation to start My Buddy Frasia intelli-web.
James says (8:46 PM):
Are you a lion?
Frasia Frasia says (8:46 PM):
Am I a lion ?? Sometimes
James says (8:46 PM):
Wa lau
Frasia Frasia says (8:46 PM):
What kind of food do you like?
James says (8:47 PM):
U are always a lion ass
Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lion ass? I don't know
James says (8:47 PM):
nvm u retard
Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):
My brain does not have a response for that
James says (8:47 PM):
BYE
Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):
See you later Wa lau
James says (8:47 PM):
MY name is NOT WA LAU
Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
James says (8:47 PM):
Just shut up
Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):
OK I'll stop talking now
James says (8:47 PM):
Good
Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):
Terminating connection
James says (8:47 PM):
bye
Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):
Bye for now
James says (8:47 PM):
bye forever
Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):
See you later
James says (8:48 PM):
I said FOREVER
Frasia Frasia says (8:48 PM):
What did you mean by FOREVER? Nothing lasts forever
James says (8:48 PM):
Oh shit. You are seriously a retard. Like Kevin
Frasia Frasia says (8:48 PM):
And?What makes you say that? I will tell alll my friends AYG fan called me dumb. Interesting comparison
James says (8:48 PM):
Dumb
Frasia Frasia says (8:48 PM):
I will tell alll my friends AYG fan called me dumb
James says (8:48 PM):
Tell lor
Frasia Frasia says (8:48 PM):
How old are you?
James says (8:48 PM):
I don't talk to retards
Frasia Frasia says (8:48 PM):
You are too old for me
James says (8:49 PM):
Good. So bye.
Frasia Frasia says (8:49 PM):
Thanks for the compliment. See you later. Alright then