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Bad day(edited)

ORIGINAL VERSION:

Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to gray
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on

Because you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Will you need a blue sky holiday?
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

(Oooh.. a holiday..)

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong

(yeah...)

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day


THE EDITED VERSION:

There is the moment I’m eatin’ the most

I pick up the spoon and the tomato sauce

Open my mouth and the whole world’s gone

Even all my fats and oil are “bombed”

And I don't need no carryin' on

Teletubies is my favourite kid show

There’s Tinky-Winky,Dipsy, Lala and po

I’m childish but have nowhere to go

I can only be a couch potato

And I don't need no carryin' on

Because I had a fat day

And I’m getting mad

I exercised nothing but only my trap

I mustn’t get fat

And I’m getting sad

I shouldn’t get more heart clots that I once had

I had a fat day

My mama will say

“You're really obese and that’s really damn gay”

I had a fat day

I had a fat day

Well, I need a slimming pill and all

The point is they laugh at both your balls

And I don't need no carryin' on

I had a fat day

And I’m getting mad

I exercised nothing but only my trap

I mustn’t get fat

And I’m getting sad

I shouldn’t get more heart clots that I once had

I had a fat day

My mama will say

“You’re really obese and that’s really damn gay”

I had a fat day

Sometimes the system goes on the blink

And I thought mine body shrink

I might not cut much fat which I think

That I could be well oh that strong

And I'm not wrong (ahhh...)

Where is the chicken rice when I need it the most

Oh, my oh my

I pick up the spoon and the tomato sauce

'Cause I had a fat day

And I’m getting mad

I exercised nothing but only my trap

I mustn’t get fat

And I’m getting sad

I shouldn’t get more heart clots that I once had

I had a fat day

My mama will say

“you're really fat and that’s not OK”

I had a fat day

I had a fat day

(Oh, yeah, yeaaah, yeah)

Had a fat day

(Oh, had a fat day)

Had a fat day

(Oh, yeah, yeah, yeeeeah)

Had a fat day

(Oh, had a fat day)

Had a fat day...

Had a fat day...

*This song has nothing against fat people.

Hi! My name is Walter and I am as sly as a fox. Guess who I am?

Ans:Walter Cunningham