Miss Chan TIME!!! (Part 2)

One of Miss Chan's fav. phrase is " Time and tide wait for no man "

So we must remember this VERY IMPORTANT phrase.

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no manTime and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man

After the tedious memorizing of the important phrase, the second part of this online lesson is to sing a nursery/misery rhyme.

Sing the following according to the tune of "Twinkle Twinke Little Star"

Time and tide wait for no man

Say it as loud as you can

Repeat every five seconds

Until Miss Chan's lesson end

Time and tide wait for no man

See them wait for woman then.

You're dismissed.

Miss Chan TIME!!! (Part 1)

I have decided to Guai La (Its without the 'n' because I am forbidden by the demerit point system to Guai Lan a very respected teacher to the fullest extend) Miss Chan coz she's a cool teacher.

And today, she mentioned sth in class today which, unfortunately, gave me a chance to "Guai La" her. Thats what she said to Xing Kai. Miss Chan:" Xing Kai!! Don't sleep on the pillow. The pen is mightier than the pillow."

Then, I thought of the following points.

1) The pen is mightier than the pillow.(I put my chin in my hand and makes a sad face)

2)But I am mightier than the pen and the pillow,since I can control them.

3)However, Miss Chan is mightier than I am because she can control Xing Kai to control his brains to control his head which do not include the brains to NOT lie on the pillow.

4)Unfortunately, in terms of strength, I am mightier than Miss Chan.

5)And my mum is mightier than me.

6)So my father is mightier than my mum.

7)But now, the pillow should be mightier than my father since he don't use the pen.

8)He uses the pencil.

9)Therefore, the pillow should be mightier than the pen and not the other way around.

10)Then, the pen and the pillow would be mightier than me.

11)AND I WILL BE MIGHTIER THAN MISS CHAN.

12)Then, unfortunately, Miss Chan will be mightier than me in terms of strength.

13)And I am mightier than my mum.

14)So my mum is mightier than my father.

15)But now, again, my father should be mightier than the pillow since he don't use the pillow.

16)He uses the bolster.

17)Thus, the pen must be mightier than the pillow and not the other way......

18)And then I just realised

19)That point number 11 is the mightiest of all.