This book is really funny and gross which led me away from reality. It contains a lot of immature materials unsuitable for adults, that is why I like this book. The contents contains huge amount of butt-action which is all crappy will encourage readers to keep their butts secure at all times.
Reasons why others should read
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this book: (not recommended for adults over 20
years of age)
People can understand that their butt can actually detach itself from the owners' bodies if they are not well-taken of so that they will keep in mind to take care of their butts if they do not want any poisonous gas to suffocate them or to face a bunch of angry, cluster butts.
The most interesting event is when the B-team, which consist of the Kicker, Smacker and the Kisser, was fighting a group of feral butts. The butts came from all around them. Zack was not a butt-fighter, so he ducked and stayed still so that the butts will not attack him with disgusting brown bogs which Zack hated, but he ducked a little too late. As a result, a butt came and stuck to his face until the Smacker gave it a double-handed slap. What came after is that even more butts from a nearby buttcano came and attacked the B-team. Rogue butts, piranha butts, runaway butts, prosthetic butts, Great White butt(leader), hairy butts, Siberian screaming butts, siren butts, Kamikaze butts, feral butts, cluster butts and Hopper-butts were all out in full force. The B-team showed an array of tactics as follows:
The Smacker:Tight smack, back-handed smack, front smack, dizzy-in-the-storm smack,two-fingered smack, just-a-smack smack, back smack, sky diving smack and finally double-handed atomic-power smack.
The Kicker: Tiger of flying Shaolin kick, Heavenly spinning kick, moon kick, dancing kick and crumble kick.
The Kisser:(He only have 3 powerful kisses) The bullet kiss, hypnotizing kiss and the kiss of death.
From all this events, I learnt that I can actually do the flying kick and the back-handed smack. Butts can also actually run away from its owner too if we do not take care of them, and who knows, the butt is already starting to form an organization(known as 'butt rally' in the book) to try to take over the world with their deadly and poisonous gases.
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this book: (not recommended for adults over 20
years of age)
People can understand that their butt can actually detach itself from the owners' bodies if they are not well-taken of so that they will keep in mind to take care of their butts if they do not want any poisonous gas to suffocate them or to face a bunch of angry, cluster butts.
The most interesting event is when the B-team, which consist of the Kicker, Smacker and the Kisser, was fighting a group of feral butts. The butts came from all around them. Zack was not a butt-fighter, so he ducked and stayed still so that the butts will not attack him with disgusting brown bogs which Zack hated, but he ducked a little too late. As a result, a butt came and stuck to his face until the Smacker gave it a double-handed slap. What came after is that even more butts from a nearby buttcano came and attacked the B-team. Rogue butts, piranha butts, runaway butts, prosthetic butts, Great White butt(leader), hairy butts, Siberian screaming butts, siren butts, Kamikaze butts, feral butts, cluster butts and Hopper-butts were all out in full force. The B-team showed an array of tactics as follows:
The Smacker:Tight smack, back-handed smack, front smack, dizzy-in-the-storm smack,two-fingered smack, just-a-smack smack, back smack, sky diving smack and finally double-handed atomic-power smack.
The Kicker: Tiger of flying Shaolin kick, Heavenly spinning kick, moon kick, dancing kick and crumble kick.
The Kisser:(He only have 3 powerful kisses) The bullet kiss, hypnotizing kiss and the kiss of death.
From all this events, I learnt that I can actually do the flying kick and the back-handed smack. Butts can also actually run away from its owner too if we do not take care of them, and who knows, the butt is already starting to form an organization(known as 'butt rally' in the book) to try to take over the world with their deadly and poisonous gases.
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