Stupid frasier. Added him on msn then come talk all the cock.

James says (8:38 PM):

Hi

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Frasia Frasia says (8:38 PM):

What's up? I'm Frasia, the offical mascot of the AYG. I can keep you updated on the games

Frasia Frasia is inviting you to start AYG Frasia Intelli-webshare. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

James says (8:39 PM):

Cool

Frasia Frasia says (8:39 PM):

Who is the best Frasiaus genus?

James says (8:39 PM):

Whats your name?

Frasia Frasia says (8:39 PM):

My name is Frasia

James says (8:39 PM):

How many games are there in total?

Frasia Frasia says (8:39 PM):

Around 100

James says (8:40 PM):

So many!!?

Frasia Frasia says (8:40 PM):

Take it easy.More than one hundred?

James says (8:40 PM):

What is apple?

Frasia Frasia says (8:40 PM):

What do you do in your spare time?

James says (8:40 PM):

I sleep

Frasia Frasia says (8:40 PM):

Everyone needs rest sometimes

James says (8:40 PM):

Yeah. You are right

Frasia Frasia says (8:40 PM):

It's all good. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now

James says (8:40 PM):

lol

Frasia Frasia says (8:40 PM):

rofl

James says (8:41 PM):

Do you have a facebook account?

Frasia Frasia says (8:41 PM):

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a facebook account ?. I have a great Pan Zhengxiang

James says (8:41 PM):

So you are Pan Zhengxiang?

Frasia Frasia says (8:41 PM):

Interesting deduction. You think I am Pan Zhengxiang ?

James says (8:41 PM):

maybe

Frasia Frasia says (8:41 PM):

I understand

James says (8:41 PM):

What do you understand?

Frasia Frasia says (8:41 PM):

I understand natural language

James says (8:42 PM):

Man...

Frasia Frasia says (8:42 PM):

Thanks for telling me your gender, AYG fan. You are a "he"

James says (8:42 PM):

einhfwslf

Frasia Frasia says (8:42 PM):

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

James says (8:42 PM):

No. I don't mind

Frasia Frasia says (8:42 PM):

OK then... no problem. Oh, you are a poet

James says (8:42 PM):

I am not.

Frasia Frasia says (8:42 PM):

What are you then?

James says (8:42 PM):

I am an idiot

Frasia Frasia says (8:42 PM):

What is idiot, your job?

James says (8:42 PM):

No. Its yours

Frasia Frasia says (8:42 PM):

No problem. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". something is yours? yours is?

James says (8:43 PM):

Are you an idiot?

Frasia Frasia says (8:43 PM):

Yes I am an idiot ?. How did you know?

James says (8:43 PM):

you speak like an idiot

Frasia Frasia says (8:43 PM):

Thanks for your criticism, AYG fan

James says (8:43 PM):

Sorry

Frasia Frasia says (8:43 PM):

There's no need to apologize

James says (8:43 PM):

So you are a real idiot

Frasia Frasia says (8:43 PM):

Interesting deduction. Call me the Global Village Idiot

James says (8:44 PM):

Golden village is it?

Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):

Do you want to hear a joke?

James says (8:44 PM):

Ok

Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):

That's alright

James says (8:44 PM):

I say I want to hear

Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):

How do people usually respond to that? What kind of food do you like?

James says (8:44 PM):

zzzz

Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):

What is your real name?

James says (8:44 PM):

Wa lau

Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):

HeyWa lau

James says (8:44 PM):

WTF

Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):

That was not very polite

James says (8:44 PM):

Sorry

Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):

There's no need to apologize

James says (8:44 PM):

Sorry!!!

Frasia Frasia says (8:44 PM):

There's no need to apologize

James says (8:44 PM):

Who cares

Frasia Frasia says (8:45 PM):

I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in

James says (8:45 PM):

I see

Frasia Frasia says (8:45 PM):

I am glad you understand it

James says (8:45 PM):

Hows your balls

Frasia Frasia says (8:45 PM):

I am doing very well. How are you Wa lau ?

James says (8:45 PM):

Haha

Frasia Frasia says (8:45 PM):

Haha... That's so funny

James says (8:45 PM):

I don't find it funny

Frasia Frasia says (8:45 PM):

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

James says (8:45 PM):

NOW

Frasia Frasia says (8:45 PM):

Right now, Wa lau ?

James says (8:45 PM):

My name is NOT Wa lau

Frasia Frasia says (8:45 PM):

Oh I'm sorry what is your name?

James says (8:46 PM):

Frasia James

Frasia Frasia says (8:46 PM):

Hi are you calling for me? My name is Frasia, it embodies values such as community and sportsmanship

Frasia Frasia is inviting you to start My Buddy Frasia intelli-web. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Frasia Frasia says (8:46 PM):

You have accepted the invitation to start My Buddy Frasia intelli-web.

James says (8:46 PM):

Are you a lion?

Frasia Frasia says (8:46 PM):

Am I a lion ?? Sometimes

James says (8:46 PM):

Wa lau

Frasia Frasia says (8:46 PM):

What kind of food do you like?

James says (8:47 PM):

U are always a lion ass

Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lion ass? I don't know

James says (8:47 PM):

nvm u retard

Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):

My brain does not have a response for that

James says (8:47 PM):

BYE

Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):

See you later Wa lau

James says (8:47 PM):

MY name is NOT WA LAU

Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):

Oh I'm sorry what is your name?

James says (8:47 PM):

Just shut up

Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):

OK I'll stop talking now

James says (8:47 PM):

Good

Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):

Terminating connection

James says (8:47 PM):

bye

Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):

Bye for now

James says (8:47 PM):

bye forever

Frasia Frasia says (8:47 PM):

See you later

James says (8:48 PM):

I said FOREVER

Frasia Frasia says (8:48 PM):

What did you mean by FOREVER? Nothing lasts forever

James says (8:48 PM):

Oh shit. You are seriously a retard. Like Kevin

Frasia Frasia says (8:48 PM):

And?What makes you say that? I will tell alll my friends AYG fan called me dumb. Interesting comparison

James says (8:48 PM):

Dumb

Frasia Frasia says (8:48 PM):

I will tell alll my friends AYG fan called me dumb

James says (8:48 PM):

Tell lor

Frasia Frasia says (8:48 PM):

How old are you?

James says (8:48 PM):

I don't talk to retards

Frasia Frasia says (8:48 PM):

You are too old for me

James says (8:49 PM):

Good. So bye.

Frasia Frasia says (8:49 PM):

Thanks for the compliment. See you later. Alright then

Lets learn Algebra.

The 3 types of bra:
The Catholic type supports the masses,
The Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen,
The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.

Its real.

I had a dream this morning and immediately wrote it down on a piece of paper to prevent myself from forgetting it. I shall share with u my dream which last for at least 6 hours( I think(dreams are weird)) because I found it very interesting.
Here goes: I met a girl named Jessie (quite pretty, but I forgot her distinct features). We were in Sydney and we are the best of friends. I began to like her and then we went shopping together. The scene was like Singapore, except I saw an Eiffel Tower in the distance.(I told u dreams are weird) She was choosing clothes and I was accompanying her and thought how luck I was to have her as a friend. Then, out of the blue I was kicking a soccer ball beside her and another two girls came out of nowhere and tackled me. After defeating them with my skills, a boy came and tackled the ball away from me. His skills are so fast that the ball moves around his feet in a blur. I tried to tackled him and soon, I tackled until we went into a clothes store. I tackled him but to no avail to get the ball from him. I continue to tackle him until we went out of the store again. Just as he left the store, the alarm beep. It was then that I realized that the alarm beep because the boy is holding an unpaid violin case. He was irresponsible enough to throw the violin case to me so that I would be accused of stealing the violin case, not him. Luckily, the shop owner saw what happened and demand the boy to come to the cashier. What happened next is that I walked out of the store and to my shock, Jessie wasn't there anymore. I was afraid to lose a friend like her so I went into the shop to look for her, but she was not inside. So I went out of the store to look for her and there she was again, choosing her favourite clothings. But she seem to look like someone else, so I said, "Jessie?" and to my relief, she replied something which I forgot. So we continue to browse clothes together and it was eternity before she leave the store but boght nothing with her, but I am extremely happy to have her by my side.
Soon, it was time to return to the hotel, but we went to the Sydney's airport instead, and we haven't even checked out of that hotel yet-.- So when I told he that my bag is still in Hao Kai's house(I dunno why I said that), she told mr=e not ot worry and that she will take a plane back to Sydney on Monday to get it for me from Hao Kai's house. The next thing I knew is that she and me were already on a plane to Singapore. On reaching Singapore, I look and saw that the plane is landing on Meridian JC's runway and then.....when I look and Jessie.... I SAW THAT SHE HAS TURNED INTO MY MUM!!!!!!!Arghh!! I was feeling weird. And then, I woke up, it was moring 10.12 a.m.

This dream is the longest dream I have ever had and the longest dream that I ever remembered and recorded it down. Funny that this short dream can let me fell that I has last for at least 6 hours. Research have shown that after dreaming and having woken up, the best thing to do is to remain lying and closing your eyes and slowly recall your dream, then write it down immediately. Once you open your eyes for at least 4 seconds, almost 15% of the dream would have been forgotten.
All thanks to Jessie that I may be able to remember this dream so vividly due to my regrettion(if there's such a word) of not telling her what I felt towards her and when I woke up, I still misses her alot. I regretted for the rest of 1 hour then I thoght it was stupid to like someone imaginary and then when I was eating my spaghetti breakfast cooked by my mum, I started to think about her again. Oh man...the dream's so real...except the part when Jessie turns into my mum.
Now that's weird.


P.S. Jessie is an imaginary person from my dream and is confirmed to be not related to any people named "Jessie" or any person with similar name whatsoever.Bye.