NS Song & MS----Not Mas Selamat----(Maple Story) Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK3wi2Tt4Pc
Original version:
NS is for everyone
NS is a crime
NS is a must for all
NS waste of time Civil Defence and police
Don't forget armee
We cannot escape
And we don't wanna go DB

Listen fellow Singapore
Listen carefully
Want to share something with you
Don't worry its free
I served NS for 2 years
This is my story
Who is singing out of tune
The name's Evil Bunny
Some of them AYAM SAKIT
Some are super on
Some like to Angkat ENCIK
Some are plain moron
Mess boy, Provost and Medic
All have taste the whip.
But at the end of the day
We're nothing but conscripts
Kena tortured day and night
This is BMT
All your friends working full time
You have no money
Everybody likes to keng
Rub some soap in eyes
Whack your knees with metal pipes
And get mc as prize

NS is for everyone
NS is a crime
NS is a must for all
NS waste of time Civil Defence and police
Don't forget armee
We cannot escape
And we don't wanna go DB

I tell you 2 years is no joke
Tahan all the way
Grit my teeth and clench my fist
They'll free me one fine day
Difficult to find a job
But I'm optimist
Finally get interview
But clash with reservist
Unemployed for 3 long years
Girlfriend dumped me too
Suddenly the news say "War!"
Expect me fight for you

Listen fellow Singapore
Listen carefully
I'm not against NS now Hope you not blind to see
I know of a better way
Sign some peace treaties
Cut down on the arrogance
Show HU-MI-LI-TEE
Lend a hand when they need help Deliver some aid too
God forbid we'll burn in flames
And friends to the rescue
And who knows they'll sell us sand
Play soccer with Malaysia
Sell us cheap water
Majulah Singapura!

NS is for everyone
NS is a crime
NS is a must for all
NS waste of time Civil Defence and police
Don't forget armee
We cannot escape
And we don't wanna go DB
Lalalalalalalalalala....Deedeedeedeedeedee....


My Edited version:

MS is for everyone
MS not a crime
MS is a must for all
MS don't waste time
Ribbon pig and cute blue snails
Kill them with your skills
They will drop mesos
You lucky they drop equipments

Listen fellow maplers
Listen carefully
Want to share something with you
Don't worry its free
I played MS for 2 years
This is my story
Now still scared to fight Balrog
I scared lose EXP
Some of them vulgarities
Some always KS
Some like to say "CC please"
Some are full of zest
Archer, warrior, mage and thief
Don't forget pirates
Play until forget brush teeth
Then level two hundred
Lets go find a good GF
I want to marry
But need a lot of A-cash
I have no money
Damn sian then go play PQ
People scold "**** You"
Not happy I quit party
Press F5 give them see.

MS is for everyone
MS not a crime
MS is a must for all
MS don't waste time
Ribbon pig and cute blue snails
Kill them with your skills
They will drop mesos
You lucky they drop equipments

I like to scam those stupid noobs
Mesos ten billion
I think I was very good
Buy twenty fairfrozens
Fight monsters for two full years
Why not use some hack
They say GMs very fierce
But also very slack
Later ownself kena hacked
no more fairfrozens
I tell myself "What a crap!"
That makes no diference
Listen fellow maplers
Listen carefully
I'm not playing MS now
Hope you blind to see
I know of a better way
Go play PangyaSea
Don't tell people ypur passwords
Passwords are not free
If you have a big big mouth
Don't give up, play DOTA
No username no passwords
Nearest LAN not so far
I like to play playstation
Who cares I have fairfrozen
Respect Singapore
Majulah Singapura!

MS is for everyone
MS not a crime
MS is a must for all
MS don't waste time
Ribbon pig and cute blue snails
Kill them with your skills
They will drop mesos
You lucky they drop equipments
Lalalalalalalalalala....Deedeedeedeedeedee....

250中学必考成语

在新加坡的一个角落, 住着一位叫做 “小聪” 的小男孩. 虽然个子肥胖, 但是办起事来却按部就班. 他的父母在他十六岁时一起离开人间, 相信是小聪因为偷看父母沖凉, 被爸爸察觉到, 结果父母气得血管暴烈而死的. 从此, 小聪就总是怪自己是个白痴. 幸好, 父母在小聪很小的时侯有当任百年树人的工作, 小聪才有了今天, 有着百折不挠的精神, 可是却喜欢班门弄斧, 身材肥胖唱歌不好听还敢参加校园Superstar, 结果第一个Audition时, 评判看他不顺眼, 小聪辛辛苦苦点的High School Musical 2 的歌必须半途而废了.
父母死后, 他天天都杯弓蛇影, 晚上总有不胜枚举的恶梦, 有时还听到父母骂他是一个不务正业的孩子, 整天只会看他们冲凉, 不会读书, 课本也常常不翼而飞. 不自量力的小聪以为可以赢得了父母的鬼魂, 生气地骂了几句粗话, 结果马上被鬼缠身, 吓得他永远也不敢骂粗话了.
父母下前有事先写好遗书, 死后把所有的财产交给儿子. 所以, 小聪还能在学校读书, 交学费. 他在学校不耻下问到不可救药, 每三分需问一道题, 如 “什么动物的名叫不劳而获?”, “不知所措好吃吗?” 还是 “为什么长年累月要吃鸡扒?” 尽管老师叫他闭嘴八万七千一百五十九次了, 他还是持之以恒地问, 目前已经问死了三个老师, 就这样, 是因为他还记得父母跟他说: “只要打破沙锅问到底, 总有一天一定会出人头地.” 在第四个老师因多问答口酸症而死去时, 小聪被学校开除了.
小聪找不到学校, 被毕在内衣设计司做工, 一个月薪水八百块. 他十分地不高兴, 制作内衣时粗制滥造, 好几次被老板骂, 因为几个女人穿了工司制造的内衣后胸部变小, 她们的老公便抛弃了她们, 就这样, 新加坡的自杀率曾加了八成. 幸好, 老板大公无私, 为了给小聪多一个机会, 觉定创造一个电影《绝对好Bra》, 让小聪当主角, 结果电影非常成功, 工司赚了七亿块, 小聪得了一亿块钱. 得到钱后, 他辞职了, 气得老板心脏病发作死掉. 小聪有了钱便开始过着得过且过的生活, 总是想到自己的钱用不完时, 得意忘形, 对可能被歹徙打抢钱包的思想掉以轻心. 有一天, 他真的被打抢了, 还好歹徒的罪行东窗事发, 被警察抓住, 可惜钱却拿不回, 所以, 小聪决定对症下药, 去打抢别人的财产. 不久, 他加入了黑社会党, 耳濡目染, 胆子开始大了. 他便做出伤天害理的东酉, 他的罪在报纸处处可见, 实在发人深省................................................

OMG

THIS IS SOO FUNNY

she called me to get

my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.


she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home

To Kill a Mockingbird illustration

GCE words you should know:

Longman Power packed English (Page 273)

An abandoned boy, Kevin, gave a bash to his uncle’s face whom he abhorred. His uncle had absconded with an abundance of frozen chicken wings without accede and accelerated to Kevin’s Superdog store to accumulate more frozen chicken wings into his sack. Kevin’s uncle is a cute burglar who loves to steal frozen chicken wings and advancing quickly to the next target without getting caught, but this time, Kevin caught him red-handed. “Please let me off... I have a f-fluent, so I have to eat chicken wings to alleviate the flu and alter the virus into sleep mode to ameliorate my sickness,” said the uncle. Kevin did not care and angled his fist at his uncle’s annual. Since then, his uncle had an anomaly there. (His uncle’s name is Antipathy) But that didn’t stop his aplomb uncle from stealing more frozen chicken wings. It was apparent that he did not learn a lesson from Kevin’s punch, but instead, appreciated it because the punch made a hole apt inappropriate enough to put more frozen chicken wings. When Kevin learnt about this he was so angry that he decided to travel to the arid desert to find an arrogant cactus which has the ability to assail enemy airplanes since WW1 with astounding powers. When Kevin reached there, he immediately pleaded the cactus to give him super powers so that he can catch his uncle whenever he steals frozen chicken wings. However, the cactus said that he must attain the “Mark of Cactusy” by entering a series of test to attract the powers from the cactus. “One mistake from the test and you’re out” the cactus Guai Lan-ed Kevin. Then, Kevin stepped in the portal to the test. He was ordered to play Maplestory and clear the party quest within 4 hours, which augmented to his frustration. Suddenly, he remembered that there is a hack website called WWW.HACK4KEVIN.COM/NOOB that provides hacks. So he downloaded the hacks and finished the quest within 6 minutes. He picked up the “Mark of cactus” which dropped from nowhere after he finished the quest and proceeded to the exit and hoped nothing had gone awry so that the cactus will know nothing of his cheating.--------To be continued, or not?

Colgate

A packing of Colgate toothpaste says "Help fights 12 teeth and gum problems"

And they didn't say whether you will win the fight or not.