NS Song & MS----Not Mas Selamat----(Maple Story) Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK3wi2Tt4Pc
Original version:
NS is for everyone
NS is a crime
NS is a must for all
NS waste of time Civil Defence and police
Don't forget armee
We cannot escape
And we don't wanna go DB

Listen fellow Singapore
Listen carefully
Want to share something with you
Don't worry its free
I served NS for 2 years
This is my story
Who is singing out of tune
The name's Evil Bunny
Some of them AYAM SAKIT
Some are super on
Some like to Angkat ENCIK
Some are plain moron
Mess boy, Provost and Medic
All have taste the whip.
But at the end of the day
We're nothing but conscripts
Kena tortured day and night
This is BMT
All your friends working full time
You have no money
Everybody likes to keng
Rub some soap in eyes
Whack your knees with metal pipes
And get mc as prize

NS is for everyone
NS is a crime
NS is a must for all
NS waste of time Civil Defence and police
Don't forget armee
We cannot escape
And we don't wanna go DB

I tell you 2 years is no joke
Tahan all the way
Grit my teeth and clench my fist
They'll free me one fine day
Difficult to find a job
But I'm optimist
Finally get interview
But clash with reservist
Unemployed for 3 long years
Girlfriend dumped me too
Suddenly the news say "War!"
Expect me fight for you

Listen fellow Singapore
Listen carefully
I'm not against NS now Hope you not blind to see
I know of a better way
Sign some peace treaties
Cut down on the arrogance
Show HU-MI-LI-TEE
Lend a hand when they need help Deliver some aid too
God forbid we'll burn in flames
And friends to the rescue
And who knows they'll sell us sand
Play soccer with Malaysia
Sell us cheap water
Majulah Singapura!

NS is for everyone
NS is a crime
NS is a must for all
NS waste of time Civil Defence and police
Don't forget armee
We cannot escape
And we don't wanna go DB
Lalalalalalalalalala....Deedeedeedeedeedee....


My Edited version:

MS is for everyone
MS not a crime
MS is a must for all
MS don't waste time
Ribbon pig and cute blue snails
Kill them with your skills
They will drop mesos
You lucky they drop equipments

Listen fellow maplers
Listen carefully
Want to share something with you
Don't worry its free
I played MS for 2 years
This is my story
Now still scared to fight Balrog
I scared lose EXP
Some of them vulgarities
Some always KS
Some like to say "CC please"
Some are full of zest
Archer, warrior, mage and thief
Don't forget pirates
Play until forget brush teeth
Then level two hundred
Lets go find a good GF
I want to marry
But need a lot of A-cash
I have no money
Damn sian then go play PQ
People scold "**** You"
Not happy I quit party
Press F5 give them see.

MS is for everyone
MS not a crime
MS is a must for all
MS don't waste time
Ribbon pig and cute blue snails
Kill them with your skills
They will drop mesos
You lucky they drop equipments

I like to scam those stupid noobs
Mesos ten billion
I think I was very good
Buy twenty fairfrozens
Fight monsters for two full years
Why not use some hack
They say GMs very fierce
But also very slack
Later ownself kena hacked
no more fairfrozens
I tell myself "What a crap!"
That makes no diference
Listen fellow maplers
Listen carefully
I'm not playing MS now
Hope you blind to see
I know of a better way
Go play PangyaSea
Don't tell people ypur passwords
Passwords are not free
If you have a big big mouth
Don't give up, play DOTA
No username no passwords
Nearest LAN not so far
I like to play playstation
Who cares I have fairfrozen
Respect Singapore
Majulah Singapura!

MS is for everyone
MS not a crime
MS is a must for all
MS don't waste time
Ribbon pig and cute blue snails
Kill them with your skills
They will drop mesos
You lucky they drop equipments
Lalalalalalalalalala....Deedeedeedeedeedee....