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Longman Power packed English (Page 273)

An abandoned boy, Kevin, gave a bash to his uncle’s face whom he abhorred. His uncle had absconded with an abundance of frozen chicken wings without accede and accelerated to Kevin’s Superdog store to accumulate more frozen chicken wings into his sack. Kevin’s uncle is a cute burglar who loves to steal frozen chicken wings and advancing quickly to the next target without getting caught, but this time, Kevin caught him red-handed. “Please let me off... I have a f-fluent, so I have to eat chicken wings to alleviate the flu and alter the virus into sleep mode to ameliorate my sickness,” said the uncle. Kevin did not care and angled his fist at his uncle’s annual. Since then, his uncle had an anomaly there. (His uncle’s name is Antipathy) But that didn’t stop his aplomb uncle from stealing more frozen chicken wings. It was apparent that he did not learn a lesson from Kevin’s punch, but instead, appreciated it because the punch made a hole apt inappropriate enough to put more frozen chicken wings. When Kevin learnt about this he was so angry that he decided to travel to the arid desert to find an arrogant cactus which has the ability to assail enemy airplanes since WW1 with astounding powers. When Kevin reached there, he immediately pleaded the cactus to give him super powers so that he can catch his uncle whenever he steals frozen chicken wings. However, the cactus said that he must attain the “Mark of Cactusy” by entering a series of test to attract the powers from the cactus. “One mistake from the test and you’re out” the cactus Guai Lan-ed Kevin. Then, Kevin stepped in the portal to the test. He was ordered to play Maplestory and clear the party quest within 4 hours, which augmented to his frustration. Suddenly, he remembered that there is a hack website called WWW.HACK4KEVIN.COM/NOOB that provides hacks. So he downloaded the hacks and finished the quest within 6 minutes. He picked up the “Mark of cactus” which dropped from nowhere after he finished the quest and proceeded to the exit and hoped nothing had gone awry so that the cactus will know nothing of his cheating.--------To be continued, or not?